This isn't just a holiday decoration; it's a 70cm (that's about 2.3 feet) tall statue of a very dedicated toy soldier who has clearly over-caffeinated on Christmas cheer.
He's the "Not so... XL Nutcracker," a model that knows how to command attention without demanding a new foundation for your house. At 70cm, he's the perfect size to stand guard over your holiday snacks or judge your gift-wrapping skills from across the room.
Key Features:
Height: A respectable 70cm. Tall enough to look majestic; short enough that he doesn't need his own airline seat.
Assembly Required: He prints in separate pieces. You'll need to glue him together, which is a great activity for explaining to your family why you haven't left the 3D printer room in three days.
The Moustache: Perfect; completely symmetrical.
The Stare: Piercing. He's either watching for the Mouse King or silently questioning your life choices.
He's ready to bring 70cm of slightly-intense, brightly colored military precision to your holiday festivities!
