Not so.. XL Snowman

Behold! This is the "Not so... XL Snowman," a snowman clearly suffering from an identity crisis. He’s tall enough to be respectable, but "Not so XL" enough to avoid the stress of being the center of attention at the North Pole.

He's the perfect model for when you want a cheerful winter friend who's seen a thing or two but is smart enough to stand where the sun won't melt him. His features suggest a long career in festive surveillance:

• The Smile: Wide, stitched-up, and slightly manic. This is the look of a snowman who saw what happened to the gingerbread man and learned to smile through the pain.
• The Carrot Nose: Optimally sized. Not so big that a passing rabbit will mistake him for lunch, and not so small that he's constantly searching for it.
• The Arms: Those are not just sticks; they are $3$D-printed twigs of terror! They look ready to enthusiastically wave "hello" or aggressively demand that you share your hot cocoa.
• The Hat: A jaunty, pom-pom-topped beanie. A practical fashion choice that says, "I'm festive, but I also respect thermal regulation."

He's ready to bring oversized-but-not-too-oversized holiday cheer to your home, and he promises not to sing that annoying song about a cold and frosty morning.