The Squirrel's Nightmare Acorn Container

Tired of your tiny treasures getting lost in the couch cushions? Introducing the Giant Acorn Container! It's so big, a squirrel might actually think this is a realistic investment for the winter, only to find it's just holding your paperclips, spare change, or, let's be honest, that one special gummy bear you've been saving.

• Capacity: Enough room to store every nut you didn't bury last fall.
• Warning: May cause confusion among local wildlife. Do not place near actual oak trees.