The Toy Factory - Assembly Required by Fulv

Santa’s Toy Factory: Where Aesthetics Trump Logistics

Behold the North Pole's most glamorous headache! This factory has more gold trim than a Pharaoh’s sarcophagus and enough flashing lights to cause an FAA incident. Clearly, Santa hired an architect who thought, "How can we make a functional toy factory look like a blend of a Victorian opera house and a high-end car wash?" Note the industrial-grade exhaust pipes—that’s not smoke, that’s the sheer steam pressure of elves rushing to meet deadline quotas. And yes, those tiny nutcrackers are armed because the quality control department is notoriously tough.

• The place where all the other toys are born with a surprising amount of paperwork.
• It's like Santa's workshop, but with more questionable elf labor laws and a much shorter lunch break.
• Guaranteed to produce more holiday cheer than your uncle's bad jokes at Christmas dinner.
  

Comes with an optional moving conveyor belt, because even tiny plastic toys deserve to experience the soul-crushing grind of the assembly line.

The product is provided in kit form, necessitating user assembly.